SUMMER MERCH DROP

Back by popular demand — hats, totes, tees, and more

Our (self-declared) cult classic merch store is back for a limited time! Wherever you are in the world this Northern Hemisphere summer — sweating it out under the heat dome somewhere in North America or cowering under awnings to dodge the daily thunderstorms in Berlin — we’ve got a few things to keep you at least looking cool.

If you missed out during our winter merch drop, now is your chance. It’s been such a treat for us to watch our merch travel the world (tomato hat at Victoria Falls! Oyster tee at Yosemite! Double-sided tote in Manila!) after our online store’s first life this winter, and we wanted to give the chance to many of you who said you wanted more.

So along with a chilled glass of white, may we recommend…

• Our best-selling tomato hat to keep your face from turning into one

• A statement oyster tee (which surprisingly many people feel the need to confirm: “Is that a vulva?”) or our “peachy cheeks” (but nobody ever asks if this is a bum?)

• A double-sided tote that, like a mullet, is one-part business, one-part party

• Stickers to adorn your water bottle (nothing says “stay hydrated” like this juicy set)

• Our classic apron to keep your bikini clean while grilling at a pool party

• Our print magazine aka the ultimate beach read, featuring gorgeous illustrations and highlights from our first four issues (MILK, WAR, SEX, EARTH)

We hope you’ll check it out. Send us an email hello@feministfoodjournal.com if you have any questions or special requests! But don’t wait too long…like Cinderella’s carriage, our store will be turning into a pumpkin at midnight about a month from now.

P.S. Don’t forget to send us pictures once your merch arrives!